Sometimes, I forget I don't like cake.

May 30, 2012 • 13,189 notes • edfreemaybe

Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

Whose Line is it Anyway is entirely hilarious and I miss it.

April 18, 2012 • 17,840 notes • somethingrosa

Do it. Right now. (:

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April 18, 2012 • 102 notes • blackbirdrose.deviantart.com

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March 8, 2012 • 2,152 notes • fuckyeahsitars

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March 6, 2012 • 2,103 notes • blankpagesandinvisibleink

Avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavour, laziness will not do.

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March 6, 2012 • 55,904 notes • xombiedirge

sirmitchell:

ianbrooks:

Mitch Hedberg by Kiersten Essenpreis

Part of the upcoming ‘Is This Thing On? 2’ art show at Gallery 1988.

Celebrating the work of the late, great stand up Mitch Hedberg, WATCH.

Artist: website / Blog / Store

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Holy shit these are amazing.

… I feel like life’s mysteries have suddenly been revealed to me. Bam.

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March 5, 2012 • 31,953 notes • vega-ofthe-lyre

emryses:

#this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up.

#they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him

#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY

#’theres a jungle cat in the bathroom’ #’is it large enough to ride?’